One more reason to delete my dating website account
Him:Dude throw me a bone. you have to see some of your competition (horrendous) My Son is scared of fat ugly chicks so sorry I cant do it, he's only 8 months. But yeah you should try checking out the other girls on here let me take u out for a few hours. top shelf!
Me:I'm not interested in meeting your son.
Him:U sound like a real bitch, have a good night.
I LOLed.