One more reason to delete my dating website account
Him:Dude throw me a bone. you have to see some of your competition (horrendous) My Son is scared of fat ugly chicks so sorry I cant do it, he's only 8 months. But yeah you should try checking out the other girls on here let me take u out for a few hours. top shelf!
Me:I'm not interested in meeting your son.
Him:U sound like a real bitch, have a good night.
I LOLed.
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Well maybe there’s a god above but all I’ve ever learned from love is how to shoot somebody who outdrew you.
i long for the elegant mustache of a late 1800’s magician or gunfighter.
(Source: gublernation)
